Le Tour de Fat

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Rider Profile

Name: Andrew Royal
Nick Names: Choc, Choifa
DOB: 11 September 1972
Disciplines: Road cycling, climbing like a mountain goat (so I’m told), I’m pretty good at beer drinking too…
Bikes: Avanti San Remo Pro
Favourite Specialized product: BG Sport Road Shoes
Results resume: I can’t be arsed with racing. Maybe next year… Obviously I’d win if I did!
Tour de Fat Goal: This year I'm just hoping to get to Paris in one piece and drink beer in at least three different countries; after all, I'm an athlete.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dont you ever....!!!

Love from Doug and Anthony

July 03, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get F####d Ya Bloody Mug.Get off the f-ing phone and on ya bloody arse.Good Luck and thinking of you.
Best Regards,
Ron.

July 04, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tony Clifton: Can I use the bathroom? I may have %$!
my pants.
Security Guard: Not on the lot.
Tony Clifton: Drink of water?
Security Guard: [shakes head]
Tony Clifton: Aspirin?
Security Guard: [shakes head]
Tony Clifton: Moist Towelette?
Security Guard: [shakes head]
Tony Clifton: Well, in that case, a good day.

L,
Andy Kaufman

July 16, 2006  

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