Rider Profile
Name: Andrew RoyalNick Names: Choc, Choifa
DOB: 11 September 1972
Disciplines: Road cycling, climbing like a mountain goat (so I’m told), I’m pretty good at beer drinking too…
Bikes: Avanti San Remo Pro
Favourite Specialized product: BG Sport Road Shoes
Results resume: I can’t be arsed with racing. Maybe next year… Obviously I’d win if I did!
Tour de Fat Goal: This year I'm just hoping to get to Paris in one piece and drink beer in at least three different countries; after all, I'm an athlete.



3 Comments:
Dont you ever....!!!
Love from Doug and Anthony
Get F####d Ya Bloody Mug.Get off the f-ing phone and on ya bloody arse.Good Luck and thinking of you.
Best Regards,
Ron.
Tony Clifton: Can I use the bathroom? I may have %$!
my pants.
Security Guard: Not on the lot.
Tony Clifton: Drink of water?
Security Guard: [shakes head]
Tony Clifton: Aspirin?
Security Guard: [shakes head]
Tony Clifton: Moist Towelette?
Security Guard: [shakes head]
Tony Clifton: Well, in that case, a good day.
L,
Andy Kaufman
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